Welcome to the Vatican's new on-line indulgence market.

Due to increased demand, we have recently expanded our offerings. We can now supply guaranteed eternal life through our Lord's merciful forgiveness of a wide variety of original sin, pending receipt of your tribute. The mercy of our Lord is boundless.

Acceptable forms of payment are Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal. Payment may be rendered in US dollars or Euro. Personal checks will not be accepted. Also, be sure to visit our retail store.

Please keep in mind that the on-line indulgence market may be slow due to high server load; please, be patient.

To help better serve the faithful, please select the nature of your sin below.

	I have committed a cardinal venal mortal unspeakable sin. If you need help determing what kind of sin you have committed, contact your local religious authorities or mail our support desk.
	I seek completepartial absolution.
	I am purchasing an indulgence for myself my family a friend my company or organization.
	My sin involves: (check all that apply) Slander Blasphemy Sloth Idleness Gluttony Avarice Vanity Pride Greed Lust Self-pollution Contraception Betrayal Sowing discord Idolatry Murder Disobedience Heresy Sodomy Graft Simony Accounting Insider trading Mayhem Recklessness Flattery Alchemy Treason Lost innocence Breaking Sabbath Adultery Theft Purgury Coveting Incontinence Brutishness Malice Vice Anger Despair Fear Corruption First stone casting Violence Usury Pandering Seduction Hypocrisy Evil counsel Excess Corpulence Dishonesty Conspiracy Wanton abandon Delusion Stuff
	I have committed my sin with, against, or in collusion with: (check all that apply) Myself Friends Kin God Jesus Christ Holy Ghost Trinity Parents False gods Children Animals Lucifer Demons Clergy Women Men Protestants Jews Genitals Pagans Sinners Internet Random victims Whores Programmers Lepers Cripples Elderly
	If you have any other evidence to present that may influence the calculation of the required tribute to secure your salvation, please briefly describe here. A vivid description of the details of your sin may greatly contribute to your redemption.

Privacy policy. The administration of the Holy See will not disclose under any circumstances the identity of the sinners who purchase indulgences, except in direct communication with the Lord our God through prayer. However, aggregate data regarding trends in indulgence sales may be made available to investors by our quarterly report.