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Evil mean and nasty playthings.
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In this contest, your task will be to create children's playthings that are just downright bad. Perhaps they send the wrong messages to children, or they're dangerous and could maim or kill a tyke, or maybe they're just something plain silly that no kid in their right mind would ever want to play with.

The rules of this game are thus: Create a toy that is the result of a bad, bad, bad idea. One they would never allow in a toy store. Think "Brokeback Mountain Action Figures" or "Bulimia Barbie". As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.

NOTE: Remember the no-nos...

"Your entry contains children for which you personally do not have a model release. If you have a model release you must state so in your author's comments"

"Your entry has elements that are not safe for work (i.e. blurred out porn/hate crimes/injury/sickness/obscene gestures) in a contest that is labeled appropriate for all audiences."
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KEVORKIAN KIT
I Know...I Know...its wrong....
see full view for better pic.
e-mail this | 23 comments | Score: 6.039
PimpDaddy Says
Fisher Price added a new twist to an old favorite!

View Source to see the fuzzy original
Source
e-mail this | 17 comments | Score: 5.976
got a light?
view original packaging here: source
e-mail this | 16 comments | Score: 5.956
JUNIOR POACHER
Hours of fun with the Junior Poacher kit! Includes cool hand saw and stuffed African Elephant. White Rhino and Mountain Gorilla sold separately.
e-mail this | 14 comments | Score: 5.742
Tensor Calculus Game
The ultimate evil, and will make even grown up's with PhD's cry. Yes, the kids' game where Tensor Calculus can be fun! Oh wait... Christoffel symbols are tedious, boring and necessary.
e-mail this | 14 comments | Score: 5.724
stranger
"Neighborhood Stranger Playset"
e-mail this | 8 comments | Score: 5.688
Child
What child didn't want a hearse growing up? I know I did...

Please, please view the source and full size w/o the horrible compression, entire car created by hand: Source File
e-mail this | 7 comments | Score: 5.686